"Remember, service.. With a smile!"
I am a weak weak person, I made a Bob's Burgers o.c, his name is Wess Myers, he's 19 and he works at a pretzel store at the OMG Mall at a pretzel place called "Twisted Pretzel", he hates his job so much, but it's getting him through collage right now, Gene is convinced Wess is a werewolf because of his pointed ears, oddly sharp teeth and his weird hairs that stick out on either side, Gene will always ask him werewolf related questions and Wess will play along.
"Do you always were turtle necks because it hides where a werewolf bit you? and also, why are they called turtle necks if they're not made from real turtles' necks? that would be a bit rude anyway."